Things I haven't seen in two years

Some everyday stuff that - when you haven't experienced them for two years - don't seem so everyday:

• Squirrels - gross.
• Baby strollers
• Front lawns with crabgrass instead of walls
• Enormous, not-for-professional use four-door trucks
• Casual conversations in English
• People over 6'6" tall
• Microbrews and good beer on tap. Heck, good beer generally
  
• Restaurants serving tap water
  
• People waiting in line for tables at restaurants
• LSU football, Rangers baseball, and the Saints!